Lyrics: Something's Gone Wrong Again

Tried to find my sock
But I know that it's lost
Something’s gone wrong again
Need a shave, cut myself, need a new blade
Something’s gone wrong again
And again
And again
And again
Again
Something’s gone wrong again
Something’s gone wrong again

Tried to fry an egg, broke the yolk, no joke
Something’s gone wrong again
Look at my watch just to tell the time but the hands come off mine
Something’s gone wrong again
Something’s gone wrong again
And again
And again
And again
Again
Something’s gone wrong again
Something’s gone wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
Except we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke
Something’s gone wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again
And again
And again
Again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again
And again
And again
Again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
Except we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again
And again
And again
Again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Turned up early in time for our date
But then we turn up late
Something goes wrong again
Need a drink, go to the pub, but the bugger shuts
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again
And again
And again
Again
Something goes wrong again
Ah something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again