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Lyrics: My Dick

Mickey Avalon
Song My Dick
Released 2006
Rating 53.4 / 100
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My Dick — lyrics

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

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Vladimir Poonhog 13th Aug 2020, 8:28h
this song fucking blows
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eatit 22nd Nov 2012, 9:58h
that sucked big time
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Lumberjack 25th Oct 2012, 11:18h
Fuck jesus and his dick. and fuck religion.
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MyDicksImaginary!:D 29th Sep 2012, 2:55h
This is the shit:D Damnnn I wish I had a dick now(;
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Large whopper 1st Aug 2012, 20:21h
I am a pretty religious guy and I really don't give a fuck about the"dicks like Jesus" line. it's just straight up funny. So STFU I'm the pope.
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stretch 14th Apr 2012, 9:49h
This song is insulting to little dick guys..Im tall and have a 5" dick...It kinda hurts when people joke small penises...size shouldn't matter..it's about being a good guy...I wish I was big..my penis stopped growing at 14...so that line hits home..it's
not fair..I can't get a lot of girls...it makes me feel like a boy..not a man...
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iwilldraw1233 30th Mar 2012, 0:24h
okay i like that you guys are voicing your opinions peacefully but i got a some problems
1.you dont like dont say anything
2.who the fuck cares lighten up.
(us youtubers say this constantly. dont like then stfu)
alright dont be a troll
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fuckdahaterz 29th Mar 2012, 5:32h
dude i agree majorly with ppl like seshu yes this is meant to unwind not fuck with your religion you trolling ass christians now plz sum1 help me off my soap box
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Guest 25th Jan 2012, 21:05h
yo man how can u say somethin like that all of u shtfu
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Guest 25th Jan 2012, 21:00h
the song is funny but dirty
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love to fuck 19th Jan 2012, 6:14h
I Like this song here's mine... "my dick so big ya need two hands yo dick looks like it came from japan". "my dick is a nine yo dick can't even get in line". "my dick always has yo girl wet yo dick can't even win a bet". ...ps "For real dude my dick
is like a snake will make your girls leg shake till the damn bed brakes" "my dicks named big fred yo dick softer than a slice of bread" "my dick she rides it like she's breakin it your dick she's just faking it" ps MY DICK WILL MAKE YOUR GIRL CREEP TO
TAKE A PEAK YO DICK CAN'T EVEN PUT HER TO SLEEP LOL TOP THAT
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safq 29th Dec 2011, 17:17h
but the person who wrote this song should have shame.....!!!! How can he write such words for Jesus???!!! You fucked the whole thing up man!!!
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Kaya 4th Oct 2011, 19:34h
I Like :D It's Excellent :D
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tio sam 20th Sep 2011, 17:41h
fuck you man, jesus is not a toy, maybe your dick is. this shit sucks but i liked, dick bigger than a bridge, what a fuck is that, a big hot-dog.
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Guest 19th Jul 2011, 5:34h
I like dicks this song is very funny yo dick bin minimized my dick Got hypnotized to #*€% Ur mom
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there is no god 1st Jul 2011, 4:23h
@ me and me (from 4/9/11): who says they don't have the right? I hate brainwashed people.
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mrs. dick 17th May 2011, 1:20h
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drew 12th May 2011, 2:20h
i wipe my own ass! Whooopie!
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drew 11th May 2011, 2:52h
my dick BIGGER, bitch
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KaKa<3love 26th Apr 2011, 21:52h
ppl dnt be hattin on this awesum song u hear u dnt like it then write ur own dam song
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