Lyrics: I Bought A House

Damn, what a week

I got the keys, he decided I'm not what he wants

Typical him, he's pissed off again

If it ain't about him, then he's gone

Oh, happy day, congrats to me

Queue the lights, the glitter confetti

All my house-warming roses are dying

And I'm on my new wood floors crying

If you need me, I'll be here alone on the couch

But hey, I bought a house

Plenty square feet

For myself and me

Not to sleep, think of where I went wrong

In my head, I replay the bullshit that he'd say

Like "My bad, I don't like country songs"

Oh, happy day, living the dream

It's his thing to go ruin good things

All my house-warming roses are dying

And I'm on my new wood floors crying

If you need me, I'll be here alone on the couch

But hey, I bought a house

I bought a house but somehow it still ain't about me

Think he'd rather drop dead than be happy for me

'Cause I remember the time that I won that award

That ole nonchalant thing I've worked half my life for

And all he had to say

Was "That's great, are you gonna ask about my day?"

All my house-warming roses are dying

And I'm on my new wood floors crying

If you need me, I'll be here alone on the couch

But hey, I bought a house

No, he can't keep me down, it's just all up from now

'Cause hey, I bought a house