Lyrics: Take Me To Your Leader

What if your brain
Unexpectedly and suddenly
Picked out things to
Flip around and view a lot differently?
What if blue sky
All of a sudden turned a purple hue?
We would s**t a
Brick the size of all of it
What if?

What if I was just daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read four 4-dot-dot-2-0 every hour
Every day?
You can bet your dollar I'd be happy!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

What if mothballs
Hangin' around too close to microwaves
Suddenly woke up and said
"Take me to your leader
Or die by fly guy!
He'll push ya' out, no wings attached!"
Just do as I say
No mistake
He'll blow away

What if I was daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg
And I did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this
What if that?!
Go!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
I forgot to remember my ...PAIN!
My pain!
Forgot to inject my...cocaine!
Forgot to apply my...rogaine!
Forgot to remember...my pain!

I never think, I never thought, oh maybe I'm insane!
I think I like being way the f**k out of my brain!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!