Lyrics: Welcome To The Record

[Oh my god Erin, Look at her duck-butt... It's just so big.
She looks like one of those scene guys girlfriends.
But who understands those scene guys anyway?
They only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com.
I mean..her duck-butt..It's just so big... I can't believe it.
It's just so black and out there... Gross... Look she's just s--so... EMO.]

Welcome to the record,
I hope you like it.
I made music in my bedroom,
And then i mic'ed it.
If you see me around at school,
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool,
My name is Forrest and im tall and lanky.
The girls always tell me, 'Homie, you so stanky.'
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks.
I've been too busy with my rhymin techniques.

Welcome to the record,
I know you'll like it.
I brought this football,
So that I could spike it.
If you see me rhymin' and stealin',
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'.
My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy.
Ladies always tell me, 'Jesse, you so dreamy.'
I made these jeans look the way they do,
And I'm corporate sponsered so I Do The Dew.

H to the E to the L-L-O.
Hello--goodbye,
On the microphone.
G double O, D-B-Y-E.
I've got no rhythm,
And I can't sing.

H to the E to the L-L-O.
Hello--goodbye,
On the microphone.
G double O, D-B-Y-E.
I've got no rhythm,
And I can't sing.

(Yeah.)