Lyrics: Asking Jessica To Be Official

Da da da da da da da.
Joey you're so stupid. I'm trying to write a song here.

In my bedroom dancing all night long.
That's when I knew nothing could go wrong.
You'd be the girl who's always on my mind.
We're unofficial, now I think it's time.

Maybe you and I, (Could be so much more.)
Someday you will be mine, (And I will be yours.)

Jessica won't you be, my girlfriend officially?
Jessica won't you be, my girlfriend officially?

(spoken)
I think she'll like it.
Yeah?
I don't think she'll get it.
As in Earth to Jessica.
It's not like we're actually saying like the planet Earth is calling you like,
HELLLLOOOO HHHEEELLLLOOO.
Ohh snap.
Earth to Jessica.
Ryan wants to be your boyfriend.