Lyrics: Modern World

Crazy way to get your kicks
Shoot the silicone in your lips
If your figure makes you sad
Suck the fat right of your back
Make up your mind about your tits, girls
You can puff them up so no bra will fit girls
There’s only one thing they can’t fix
No I won’t let you be misled
That’s the hole in your head
Can do nothing ‘bout that

Hail hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail hail the colour green
Hail hail to what I’ve seen
Hail hail hail this modern world

Tell her that she’s beautiful
Put her on a pedestal
But as you cook a trip or lax
Imagination kicks in
The more you think about sex boys
With someone else the better it gets boys
You have a purpose in your life
Besides cheating on the wife
For fuck sakes show some sense

Hail hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail hail the colour green
Hail hail to what I’ve seen
Hail hail hail this modern world

These days adoption is a hot thing
To get a child for them means nothing
You take ‘em home to a nanny
Buy off your guilt with toys and candy
But all the money that you work for girls
Can’t compare it to love boys
There’s only one thing they can't fix
No I won’t let you be misled
And that’s the hole in you head

Hail hail modern world
Hail to all you boys and girls
Hail hail the color green
Hail hail to what I’ve seen
Hail hail hail this modern world