Lyrics: I Better Be Good

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me to Military School
If I ain't nice my girlie gonna freeze me with cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me for alligator bait
So, I better be good
I better be good

If I jump on the gas the cops are gonna jump all over my back
If I smoke too much doctor says he's gonna put my lungs in a crutch
If I'm caught without my pants consuelo's dad is gonna shoot until he sees me dance

So, I better be good
I had better be good
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice

Na na na na na ni na ni nice
Na na na na na ni na ni nice
You better be nice tonight

If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat
If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick my Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin I'll know I had it out when I shoulda kept it in
Ow.

I better be good
I better be good
I better be good
Ooh.

You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice

I'd better be nice tonight - yeah
Nice, nice, nice
Nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice

Na na na na na ni na ni nice
Na na na na na ni na ni nice
(repeat to fade)