Okay. So there's this guy that goes to his
grandma's funeral. When it's all over and he's
walking to his car, he notices this man crying
with such passion that it intrigues him. He walks
over to the man and asks, "Sir, what's making you
cry with such a passion? A son or daughter? A
wife?"
The crying man replies, "No, my wife's
ex-husband." =D
Buddy
Forum : Off Topic : Jokes
Aiken
Jokes
I just can laugh about the most stupid jokes. Do
you have some for me? I like this one, because
it's too lame:
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?''
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.''
Hahahaah! Hilarious!
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Buddytyree
That last one was hilarious =D
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Buddytyree
One more
Okay, here's one that's so lame that I just HAVE
to say it.
A man walks into a bar. OUCH!
Buddy
A man walks into a bar. OUCH!
Buddy
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syther2099@yahoo.com
GOLFIN'
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please!!!! Please!!!! allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken.......
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please!!!! Please!!!! allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken.......
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natgeo
hey! lol
DX blonde jokes are mean! lol well my hair is part
pink.
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>Jenny Lindeman wrote:
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A blond woman was speeding down the road, and this blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says," yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection. then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
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>Jenny Lindeman wrote:
ok. my dad told me this. it is a blond joke. A blond woman was speeding down the road, and this blond cop pulled her over. And the cop said "ma'm may i pease see ur liencse?" so the woman says," yes hold on." so she is digging though her purse and pulls out a mirror. she can ee her reflection. then shows it to the cop and the cop says, "ma'm if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
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natgeo
a joke that makes NO sense whatsoever...
my friend told me this. dont hate me cuz i posted
it. XD
whats the difference between an orange? a bike because a snake has no armpits! lol
if you laughed at that without reading it a few times i think you need help...
whats the difference between an orange? a bike because a snake has no armpits! lol
if you laughed at that without reading it a few times i think you need help...
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buddytyree
A joke my friend came up with. It's funny for some
reason.
Why couldn't the cat cross the road?
Because it was a carrot...
I dunno either.
Because it was a carrot...
I dunno either.
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