Lyrics: Headlines

Do a show, save a child
Raise a million bucks that'll last a while
Fight at parties, buy a horse
Lose a couple, win that big divorce

I wanna be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

Saw my chance, made my break
I took the biggest float in the Rose parade
Got jailed, no disgrace
A hundred million people saw my face

Called a conference with the press
Announced my marriage plans in a wedding dress
Climb a building at six-below
On New Year's Eve without a stitch of clothes

I wanna be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines
As long as they spell my name right
I hope that they catch my best side

Popped out from a cake
At the President's ball. what a big mistake
Fifty guns aimed at me
I was nearly killed but what publicity
Nominated. something big
Stole the hottest scene says the Globe And Trib
Dirty movie comes to light
But I was starving then so that's alright

I wanna be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

As long as the spell my name right
Oh I hope that they catch my best side
Keep my sidewalk status star bright
Feel free to walk on me tonight
Just don't spit on me.

Headlines, headlines,
Headlines, headlines,
Headlines, headlines,
Headlines
(..to fade)