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Artist: Mickey Avalon
Album: Mickey Avalon (2006)
Song: My Dick
Country: USA
Hits: 537029
Rating: 3.62
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My Dick lyrics
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus |
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 Unregistered user AlexisMichele wrote on Aug 17, 2010 on 08:35 | This song is so funny! I LOVE THIS SONG 3 lmfaoo | |
| Unregistered user JGARRETT wrote on Aug 10, 2010 on 05:28 | | Wow. You guys seriously need to grow the FUCK up. Who in their right mind would seriously listen to this shit? | |
| slimshadi10123 wrote on Jul 07, 2010 on 07:27 | Dude omgg I luvv this songg!!!  tht fn amazing | |
| Unregistered user Peter Trinh wrote on Jun 28, 2010 on 02:43 | | this song is accurate except my dick is bigger, my name is darcy | |
| Unregistered user sammay(; wrote on Jun 24, 2010 on 02:29 | dood,. this song is amazing,. ahaha this was my summer playlist last year.!(; alooooot of memories. ha.!
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| Unregistered user erica con wrote on Jun 15, 2010 on 14:29 | | i love u babe | |
| Unregistered user kdyson wrote on May 29, 2010 on 03:07 | | RIP GARY COLEMAN | |
| Unregistered user MockingJay16 wrote on May 28, 2010 on 15:45 | | This song is just right for my boyfriend.Lol=) | |
| d_u_h wrote on May 25, 2010 on 14:36 | wow...nice its serously turning me on
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| Unregistered user Goofy_Goober wrote on May 08, 2010 on 22:43 | | Actually, it's supposed to be "luncheon", not "lunch-in". | |
| Unregistered user czesiu wrote on Mar 05, 2010 on 00:13 | that song is fucking great !!!  | |
| Unregistered user MiZz SwAgGa95 wrote on Mar 04, 2010 on 21:38 | | dhis shid got me dying on tha floor lol rotflmfao all yuh haterzz can hop off cuzz yuh are all a jump off lol jk jk jk | |
| Unregistered user coolboy4039 wrote on Mar 02, 2010 on 02:32 | | Yo man this song is f***in funny has h3ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had soon I h3rd this song I was f***in dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any ways I luv this song email mii for mor3 song at: ravon@yahoo.com,or mii myspac3 is luo.rios@yahoo.com | |
| Unregistered user njnkj wrote on Feb 09, 2010 on 00:05 | | this song is garbage | |
| Unregistered user fobgirl123 wrote on Feb 03, 2010 on 02:03 | omfg! i love this song!
i think mickey avalon and dirtnasty r frigging smexy!
love it! | |
| Unregistered user latisa wrote on Jan 26, 2010 on 20:03 | | dhiss shxxddd goes dumb hard i luv it uhmm in school lukin @ dhaa lyrics now n mi teachers mad but dey need to get off mi dxck | |
| Unregistered user noel wrote on Dec 15, 2009 on 17:23 | | lol raw song this song is beast i lookin at my dick rite now kin da scared | |
| christkid wrote on Dec 08, 2009 on 22:53 | | one word: childish | |
| Unregistered user B-dub wrote on Nov 19, 2009 on 21:22 | | ITS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT LOUIE! | |
| Unregistered user Errrrica! wrote on Nov 07, 2009 on 22:30 | | Haha, this song is the besttt song everr! I never get tired of it. It's just a song people, not our future? Chill out. | |
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