Lyrics: Ain't No Fun (waiting Round To Be A Millionai...

The following is a true story
Only the names have been changed
To protect the guilty -

Well I left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing

So if you've got the money, we've got the sound
You put it up and we'll put it down
If you got the dollar, we got the song
Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
Yeh boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep
I'm trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans
Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean

But I've got a Momma whose a hummer [and I've got a mama, whose a hummer]
Just keepin' me alive
While I'm in the band room drinking with the boys
She's working 9 to 5
[She] knows her place that woman

Just you wait -
One of these days see me driving round town
In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
My bottle of booze
No summer time blues
Shouting out, "Look at me"
In my rock 'n' roll voice

No it ain't no fun, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No it ain't no fun, waiting 'round to be a millionaire

do you believe me?
It ain't no fun (no) waiting round to be a millionaire
It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say,
Waiting 'round to be a millionaire

Drive a Rolls Royce car
No it ain't fun, waiting 'round to be a millionaire
no no no no no no no
No it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire

My million dollar scream
Well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
oh no
No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
That's what I said
Well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
and I wanna be rich
No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun diggin' this ditch [bein' this bitch]
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
better beleive me
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No it ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
oh it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
no it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
I ain't havin' no fun (ain't no fun)
No I ain't havin' no fun (ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
no no
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire

"Hey hello Howard, how you doin' friend. Next door neighbour"
"Oh yea... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet outta my airport"

Ain't no fun, ain't no fun
Ain't no fun, ain't no fun
yeah it ain't no fun, ain't no fun
Oh it ain't no fun
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire
No it ain't no fun
no it ain't no fun
Ain't no fun
oh no no no no no