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About Me
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded,
And everywhere she went,
Gynacologists surrounded.
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Red and Yella custard
Snot 'n bogie pie
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye
Get a lump of bread
And spread it on thick
Then gobble it down with a cup o' cold sick
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Little Jack Horner sat in his corner
eatin' his pork and beans
He ate 30 cans and woolfed down some yams
And his britches split at the seams!
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A strapping young pirate named Bates
once tried to disco on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
and now he is nutless
and practically useless on dates.
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Mary had a little lamb
You've heard that all before
But did you know
She passed her plate
And had a little more?
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Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.
But then one day the lamb was gone,
it is the worst I fear...
'Cause Mary's got a new wool shawl,
and chops to last a year.
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Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little bastard
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle
All over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very, very good But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car
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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg.
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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky
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There Once Was A Man From China
Who Wasnt A Very Good Climber,
He Slipped On A Rock
Slit His Cock
And Now He Has A Vagina!
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Jack and Jill
went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack stabbed Jill he enjoyed the thrill
and the rest of the town he did slaughter - syther2099@yahoo.com
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.....Hope they cheered you up[:
Lovee Sammiee  x
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