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|Height:||Not tellin', byotch!|
|Country:||God bless the U.S.A.|
|Favorite artists:||*Regina Spektor
*Panic! At The Disco|
Mean Girls the movie
It's Happy Bunny
Hello Kitty Products
Being a DJ
Hating on Justin Timberlake and rap exept BEP|
Before I start, these are things
These are MY styles of music:
*Some heavy metal
*Psychadelic 60's pop
*Very little rap
*A little country
*Some other stuff I can't remember!
Ways to annoy people
1.Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
2.Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with your eyes darting around the inside of an elevator.
3.Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
4.Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
5.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
6.Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7.Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
8.Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
9.Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
10.If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
11.Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
12.Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
13.Find someone to tell your life story to.
14.Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
15.Don't take a shower for a month.
16.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
17.Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation.
18.Page yourself over an intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
19.Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
20.If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
21.No matter what the meal choices are on a plane, demand rice-a-roni.
22.Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
23.Say "Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?"
24.Say "Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!"
25.Say "Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!"
26.Say "I've just been treated for tapeworms."
27.Sprint up a down escalator.
28.Repeat every third third word you say say.
29.Two Words: Food Fight.
30.Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
31.Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
32.Clap when the good guy gets killed in a movie
33.Leave a Snickers bar in a toilet.
34.End every essay you make with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
35.Paint your windows.
36.Boil ice cream.
37.Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
38.Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
39.Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
40.Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
41.Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
42.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
43.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
44.After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
45.As people talk, smell their shoulders.
46.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
47.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
48.At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
49.Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
50.Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways.
51.Bring 15 things into the dressing room.
52.Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
53.Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
54.Buy it, wear it, return it.
55.Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
56.Call every girl you know "dude".
57.Call everyone a communist.
58.Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
59.Call your neighbors collect.
60.Change Channels five minutes before the end of every show.
61.Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
62.Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
63.Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
64.Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
65.Continuously mumble during a conversation.
66.Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
67.Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
68.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
69.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
70.Don't leave a message at the beep, just hangup.
71.Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back.
72.Don't stand during hymns and anthems.
73.Draw mustaches on posters.
74.Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners.
75.Drive half a block.
76.Drum on every available surface
77.While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
78.When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
79.When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
80.When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
81.When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
82.When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you.
83.When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
84.When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.
85.Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
86.Wear your pants backwards.
87.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
88.Tell the ending of movies
89.Snap your gum.
91.Speak in a strong Scottish accent.
92.Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
93.Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures.
94.Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and Twinkies on Thanksgiving.
95.Name your dog "Dog."
96.Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
97.On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
98.Leave your Metallica CD in Great Great Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
99.Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower.
100. Do all of these things at the same time
To all of the people who came here to bash me...
I hope u see me as a friend, not an enemy!