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Artist: Mickey Avalon
Album: Mickey Avalon (2006)
Song: My Dick
Country: USA
Hits: 475715
Average Rating: 3.64, total of 2750 votes. You voted 2. |
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My Dick lyrics
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus |
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 Unregistered user czesiu wrote on Mar 05, 2010 on 00:13 | that song is fucking great !!!  | |
| Unregistered user MiZz SwAgGa95 wrote on Mar 04, 2010 on 21:38 | | dhis shid got me dying on tha floor lol rotflmfao all yuh haterzz can hop off cuzz yuh are all a jump off lol jk jk jk | |
| Unregistered user coolboy4039 wrote on Mar 02, 2010 on 02:32 | | Yo man this song is f***in funny has h3ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had soon I h3rd this song I was f***in dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any ways I luv this song email mii for mor3 song at: ravon@yahoo.com,or mii myspac3 is luo.rios@yahoo.com | |
| Unregistered user njnkj wrote on Feb 09, 2010 on 00:05 | | this song is garbage | |
| Unregistered user fobgirl123 wrote on Feb 03, 2010 on 02:03 | omfg! i love this song!
i think mickey avalon and dirtnasty r frigging smexy!
love it! | |
| Unregistered user latisa wrote on Jan 26, 2010 on 20:03 | | dhiss shxxddd goes dumb hard i luv it uhmm in school lukin @ dhaa lyrics now n mi teachers mad but dey need to get off mi dxck | |
| Unregistered user noel wrote on Dec 15, 2009 on 17:23 | | lol raw song this song is beast i lookin at my dick rite now kin da scared | |
| christkid wrote on Dec 08, 2009 on 22:53 | | one word: childish | |
| Unregistered user B-dub wrote on Nov 19, 2009 on 21:22 | | ITS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT LOUIE! | |
| Unregistered user Errrrica! wrote on Nov 07, 2009 on 22:30 | | Haha, this song is the besttt song everr! I never get tired of it. It's just a song people, not our future? Chill out. | |
| natgeo wrote on Jul 03, 2009 on 10:33 | | just looking at the title made me have thoughts.... then i w just put the window aside.... later, after numerous myspace covos, i was like, 'what the hell....' and opened it up..... now i relize that i shouldnt have cuz my mom ended up standing right behind me. lol. | |
| Deathbabe wrote on Jun 05, 2009 on 02:54 | | this song kicks azz.snitches | |
| Rtr96 wrote on Apr 17, 2009 on 01:04 | | holy hell im scared | |
| Nova wrote on Apr 15, 2009 on 19:16 | what in hell he was thinking when he wrote this???
I think his d*** is actually the oppisite of all what he was bumbling about..loooolz
Kinda pathetic song  | |
| Angelic*Demon! wrote on Apr 07, 2009 on 11:45 | WOAH!!!! awesome song! i think it was about my Ex-boyfwend and my current...
Big nd small, small nd big!!!
REM:
its not the size of the boat,
its the motion of the ocean!!!
L.O.L!!! | |
| demonhunter wrote on Feb 07, 2009 on 01:10 | | damn this song is fucking awsome | |
| buddytyree wrote on Jan 20, 2009 on 10:03 | No problemo, J-Force.
Buddy | |
| buddytyree wrote on Jan 20, 2009 on 10:02 | No problemo, J-Force.
Buddy | |
| CoolerThanYou wrote on Dec 08, 2008 on 04:08 | | The title of the song basically says it all. | |
| Shatunova wrote on Dec 04, 2008 on 04:17 | | Wow. This is awful. Is this really the future of American music? So sad. | |
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